I’m one of the easiest people ever to find online, so you have to promise that after I tell you what I’m about to tell you, you won’t look me up for a surprise visit.

Every third night I’m home alone because my husband works 24 hour shifts as a paramedic. My only protection is 11 pounds of pure-bred dachshund.

Obviously, a wireless security system from Protect America is a much needed upgrade, and one we’ll be investing in when we have our own home.

The Platinum Package from Protect America is only $36.95 a month and provides protection for up to 15 entry points, including doors and windows, as well as a motion detector and garage door sensor, 24/7 monitoring, an internal siren and door chimes to alert us when someone entering or exiting our home, and plenty of signs and decals to let everyone know that we’re protected by more than a weiner dog.

If you’re interested in protecting your home and family with Protect America, sign up by calling 877-470-2751 and receive two key chain remotes, which allow you to arm and disarm the system, as well as send a panic signal, from anywhere in your home.