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For the first time in the two years that I have lived in Austin I have a friend coming to visit for the weekend. I am so so excited! Like, I’m actually cleaning the toilet kind of excited.
Let that sink in for a moment. Whoa. I know.
We’re going to get BBQ and…that’s probably about it because he’s technically here for work but still. I’m going to have a friend in town for 48 hours! Hopefully he won’t hear any Austinites saying douchey Austin things.
And my dog won’t bite him.
TheNextMartha
Twitter: thenextmartha
Ok. So, is this a joke or real? I mean, the things they’re saying. Are those REALLY that common?
Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
I’ve been here two years and I heard everything in the video within the first 3 months. The hipsters…OH THE HIPSTERS.