I got an A in statistics my junior year of college, so I feel confident in my statistical analysis when I say that the probability of two good-looking people having an ugly kid is much higher than two ugly people having an ugly kid.

Case in point:

And before you think to yourself she thinks her and her husband are two good-looking people? Yes. Yes I do.

One of my biggest qualms with pregnancy is that there would be something with hair, teeth, and fingernails growing inside a me. Two of those things having the ability to facilitate boring through flesh to freedom – so imagine my horror at seeing that our baby has teeth!

A full set of pearly whites.

Ones that will inevitably need braces, by the looks of it.

If that isn’t a solid argument in favor of birth control, I don’t know what is.

No offense to the parents of babies born with teeth. Just my deepest sympathies. I once worked with a guy who had a baby that was born with teeth (fine – technically his wife had a baby that was born with teeth) and even he didn’t seem exactly thrilled. It truly is something only a mother could love.

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