It’s close enough to April 1st where James Cameron could just be hanging noodles on our ears, right?

Oh, that James. He’s a real funny guy.

Nobody really thinks Titanic in 3D is a good idea, do they?

Sinking ship? Celine Dion? Goofy glasses? Is this sounding like something anyone would want to waste 194 minutes rehashing?

Although, I totally forgot that Bill Paxton played the hippie treasure hunter that wants the old lady’s ice, and if Titanic in 3D has Bill Paxton’s approval, it has mine.