Things that can ONLY be said on Thanksgiving

turkeyDo you really care what I’m thankful for? Odds are that I won’t come up with anything more exciting than the standard family, friends, and internet. Instead, I bring you…Things that can only be said on Thanksgiving. My goal is to work as many of these into conversation as possible today.

10. Talk about a huge breast!

9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

8. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

7. That’s one terrific spread!

6. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

4. Don’t play with your meat.

3. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

2. How long will it take after you stick it in?

1. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

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  • Dr. Leah


    Happy Thanksgiving –Hilarious! How about the proverbial question, “How many people came last year?”
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  • Cindy Malinowski


    No one can top that list! Happy Thanksgiving!

  • Heather in Beautiful BC


    LOL – that will make for some really interesting table talk! I want to be a fly on the wall ;)

    Do you ask each person at the table say what they are thankful for? You could go last and say something really funny – what an icebreaker!!!

    Happy Thanksgiving :)
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  • Diane Scott


    Love the hat LOL! Happy Thanksgiving!
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  • Theresa Cahill


    So how many were you able to work into the conversation?? Inquiring minds want to know :) Happy Thanksgiving!
    .-= Theresa Cahill´s last blog ..Changing The Place and Face of Holiday Buying =-.

  • Ruthie


    I sure do wish I had read your post before Thanksgiviing dinner!
    .-= Ruthie´s last blog ..Happy Thanksgiving! =-.

  • Jessica Kennedy


    Those were awesome! Sorry I missed this post until today!
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  • Lea


    Haha! This one is such a hilarious post but true, those words can only be said during thanksgiving.

  • Crystal W.


    this is too funny …i posted it on facebook!

  • ConnieFoggles
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    These were hilarious. I hope you come up with some for Christmas. Please!
    .-= ConnieFoggles´s last blog ..Traditional Italian Christas Eve Dinner =-.

  • Yani


    Thanksgiving is a special day to celebrate and it’s a time of gatherings too.

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