Things that can ONLY be said on Thanksgiving
Posted on November 26th, 2009 by Corrin
Do you really care what I’m thankful for? Odds are that I won’t come up with anything more exciting than the standard family, friends, and internet. Instead, I bring you…Things that can only be said on Thanksgiving. My goal is to work as many of these into conversation as possible today.
10. Talk about a huge breast!
9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
7. That’s one terrific spread!
6. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
4. Don’t play with your meat.
3. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
2. How long will it take after you stick it in?
1. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
Happy Thanksgiving –Hilarious! How about the proverbial question, “How many people came last year?”
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No one can top that list! Happy Thanksgiving!
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LOL – that will make for some really interesting table talk! I want to be a fly on the wall
Do you ask each person at the table say what they are thankful for? You could go last and say something really funny – what an icebreaker!!!
Happy Thanksgiving
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Love the hat LOL! Happy Thanksgiving!
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So how many were you able to work into the conversation?? Inquiring minds want to know
Happy Thanksgiving!
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I sure do wish I had read your post before Thanksgiviing dinner!
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Those were awesome! Sorry I missed this post until today!
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Haha! This one is such a hilarious post but true, those words can only be said during thanksgiving.
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this is too funny …i posted it on facebook!
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These were hilarious. I hope you come up with some for Christmas. Please!
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Thanksgiving is a special day to celebrate and it’s a time of gatherings too.
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