Just kidding.

• This American Life ipad app. 10 years — 445+ episodes — of This American Life at my fingertips. Oh happy day!
• The lace vase turns any glass bottle or jar into a pretty vase. Just add flowers (preferably from someone cute who also takes you out to dinner).
• The Johnny Cash Project. Growing up, dinner music consisted of Johnny Cash with a sprinkling of Patsy Cline and John Lennon for good measure. Mostly so we didn’t have to hear each other chew.
• Friendship bracelets. Braided ones, layered ones, studded ones, rhinestone ones. All of them.
• J Crew Spring 2012. What’s a girl got to do to get these clothes in real people sizes?
• Getting everything on my Missoni for Target wishlist.
• Unicorn hair. (Though I did perfect a similar technique in 2001.)
• Barbie & Ken’s wedding album. Amazing.
• Taking a sick day (the bad part) and going back to bed (the good part).