Snack-curity
Screw Atkins, I’m just going to have Mike lock up all the carbs in the house inside a Fridge Locker. Polyurethane sides and a metal combination lock should keep me out of the pretzels.
Okay, it’s a little bizarre for home use, but I can totally see using one at work so nobody eats your lunch. You may be known as The Crazy Lady That Locks Up Her Tunafish Sandwich, but damnit – at least you’ll have your tunafish sandwhich come lunch time!
Or, you could use one to make liquor totally unattainable and tempting to your teenager so that they’ll go binge drink at their friends house!
I’m sure there are less crazy and more practical ways to use the Fridge Locker – like bears, ravenous bears – so if you need a Fridge Locker, you can make your big purchase at www.FridgeLocker.com!
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Wow – that’s some contraption. I wonder if it would work in a paradoxical way . . .like if parents locked up the fruits and vegetables . . .kids would suddenly crave fruits and vegetables because parents suddenly locked them up?
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LOL – I wish I’d had one of these to lock up the booze – the kids always drank ours. What??? No one else’s parents had booze at their houses? That always confused me. How come they were so much smarter than me?
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Heather – my sister always replaced the vodka with water and my mom couldn’t figure out why there was condensation inside the bottle. LOL
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Dr. Leah, pulling out the reverse psychology!
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