In Uniontown, Indiana, a group called Jackson County Watchdog has made it their job to watch patrol the neighborhood. Specifically, documenting those that enter The Lion’s Den, an adult bookstore, by recording license plate numbers, taking photos, and posting them on the website www.war-line.org. They even go so far as to report truckers that stop at The Lion’s Den to their employers.

The group of amateur gumshoes has built a structure without a county permit and has continually harassed customers over the past six months; twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. While I don’t exactly frequent The Lion’s Den, I think it’s absolutely absurd that a legitimate business, with all the appropriate permits and zoning, is subjected to such treatment, and to a county government system that endorses it by not enforcing the zoning laws that the group knowingly ignored when building the structure.

The website captions make it’s clear that while God doesn’t condone the sale of dildos, he doesn’t mind if his followers belittle the obese or ridicule lower-income persons. No wonder that moral high-ground is so hard for many to find; The Jackson Country Watchdog keeps changing its positon on the map!

Mike suggested we take a road trip to Uniontown and pose for a picture with the biggest jar of anal-ease The Lion’s Den sold. I doubt making a mockery of their plight would change their ill-contrived views, but it would sure lighten my mood.

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