RIP
Can a person die from back pain? Because I’m pretty sure I’m taking my last breaths as I blog. That’s why I’ve decided to publish a quick obituary.
Corrin was a talented blogger; highly intelligent and articulate, with a penchant for sarcasm and a flair for the dramatic. She earned her Masters Degree from Indiana University in 2005 but never earned enough money to justify the cost of tuition. She was pretty, kind, charming, well-dressed, pleasantly plump, had more good hair days than bad, and loved animals (except cats).
Much to her husband’s chagrin, Corrin used coupons, slept with the fan on, mooned people regularly, and never swept the floor.
In lieu of flowers, please send donations to Visa to pay off Corrin’s credit card debt before her husband sees the current balance on their joint account.
Please use the comments below to say a few kind words about Corrin and how she touched your life.
mamajoss
Twitter: MamaJossTweets
What the hell happened to you? What?…You went coupon crazy at CVS and bought so much stuff you threw out your back carrying it all out?…I figured. No. Manta. for. you.
.-= mamajoss´s last blog ..Heading to IZEAFest in SeaWorld, Orlando next week =-.
ashok
Well, I just wandered on in, but I definitely hope you feel better and I can most certainly relate to blogging related injuries. My hands hurt and my eyesight isn’t the greatest right now, and I wonder when my own blog is going to take off. I know I have to keep trying online because the audience is here; I always wonder what I’m doing wrong because it seems like everyone else has that audience.
I’m sure things will go well for you, and if you need a link or promotion help or something, please do ask – learning is worth money, and you’ll justify that cost of tuition, I’m sure. This site looks wonderful, and I’m going to have a lot of fun reading previous entries, that I know.
.-= ashok´s last blog ..Notes on Dickinson’s “They say that “Time assuages”…” (686) =-.
Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
MamaJoss – I’m too scared to ride the Manta anyway.
Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
Ashok – Your blog is pretty hardcore. Mine is fluff. I love my audience, but I blog because it’s fun. I don’t worry much about roping new readers in.
Berdean
It was good knowing you!
SheilaBee
Found your blog by accident but will be coming back. I find your sense of humor great and your obit hilarious. But not your back pain. Hubby is having serious back issues right now so I understand the pain! Hope your is better soon!
Barbara
Hope your back is better. Nothing fun about that!
christa d marteny
sons fav.animal is komodo dragon
complicatedmama
Corrin was pretty much over all awesome. It was not her fault that she loved to shop and ran up the visa bill… it comes with the name.