A couple of wise-ass Oxford students thought it would be funny to mock one of the famed Queen’s Guardsman in London and learned their lesson. It gave me a good laugh, especially since I’ve seen how stoic the guards are, and gave the student a good scare.

It’s only a shove, but who can blame the guard! Especially since everyone knows that the Guardsman are only supposed to acknowledge the presence of others when there’s a threat to the royal family.

So, if you ever visit a royal castle, no marching along with the guards!

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