If you live in the quaint town of Bartlett, Tennessee, you might want to think twice about taking your children to Bartlett Grove Park. The local news discovered a video clip on a porn sight of a woman exposing herself at Bartlett Grove Park (don’t get your hopes up, it doesn’t link to the video clip, just the news story) and taking a trip down the slide without her underwear.

I’m curious as to how someone from the station so nonchalantly “discovered” the video clip, and how they brought the topic up at the weekly staff meeting. “I have this friend, who was looking at porn…public, exhibitionist style porn, and he recognized the local park…”

But the best part of the whole article are the quotes from Barbara Taylor. They are an absolute riot…

“She’s definitely a tramp — just nasty,” parent Barbara Taylor said in reaction to the video.

“I think it’s disgusting,” she said. “I think I’m not letting my kids go down that slide anymore.”

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