After my delight of discovering penis shaped gummi lighthouses, Lisa knew that I’d enjoy Hannah Montana concert candy.

I know it’s an unfortunate coincidence that the guitar has bent into the shape that it has and that Miley is striking the pose that she is, and that it takes a tiny bit of a perveted mind to get enjoy a good penis candy joke, but who’s idea was it to create a flesh colored guitar? The potential for obscenity was there, and Disney didn’t catch it!