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Nobody looks good in shorts.

I abhor shorts. I don’t think anyone looks good in shorts. I don’t care if your legs are ten miles long and naturally tan – shorts are not flattering. And I won’t even start ranting about formal shorts.

I prefer skirts. Cute, funky, cheap skirts – so that I can buy a million of them. We all know that cute and cheap is a hard combo to find – if something is unique, it usually costs a fortune.

I’m talking to you Anthropologie.

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See how adorable all of those skirts are? Cute and funky and totally unique. I can buy all four of them for around $100 at Down East Basics. All. Four. Skirts. For around $100.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Anthropologie.

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4 Responses to “Nobody looks good in shorts.”

  1. I’m in love with that first one. It’d look great with a ruffle tank from Old Navy. ha! ;-)
    Laurie´s last blog ..Free Estée Lauder makeover and photo shoot for women in social media My ComLuv Profile

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    Corrin Reply:

    Laurie – You’re so clever! I hope you entered!

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  2. I decided a couple summers ago that I wasn’t going to buy shorts anymore. I haven’t had a pair I liked since I was, maybe, ten. The real epiphany was realizing you have to make sure you’ve shaved your legs recently just as much in shorts as a skirt. If I’m going to put forth that kind of planning and effort, why not look cute?
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    Corrin Reply:

    Tina – That is an excellent point! Might as well look cute in a skirt!

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