Michael Phelps has 14 gold medals, holds seven world records, is the GQ Man of The Year, and yet he took home “Caz”, the hot tranny mess Palms cocktail waitress, for Thanksgiving.

Now, I realize he’s a titch of a butterface, but there’s no reason for him to settle for a skanky Vegas hostess! There’s lots of successful guys with hot girlfriends and wives. Look at Donald Trump and Billy Joel! How about Bruce Jenner!

Debbie Phelps and her Chico’s blazers must have been thrilled.