“It’s just another Hallmark holiday” they say. “You should show your love year-round” they say.

To which I say, “pfffftt.”

I’ve never had an exceptionally mind-blowing Valentine’s Day, but there’s something about all that candy and hearts and flowers that makes me all lovey-dovey. I ordered my cards weeks ago and have been hoarding stickers, glitter, and confetti ever since.

Do you embrace or shun Valentine’s Day? Try sending a lovey-dovey  letter on one of these adorable cards to get in the spirit…

1. I love you with all of my butt — $4 (Humping pigs not included.)
2. I so freaking love you — $3.79
3. You’re a fox — $4.50
4. You’re my favorite ex-boyfriend — $4
5. Gold hearts note set — $16 for 6
6. I love you very much — $6.75 for 6 assorted
7. Kissing dachshunds — $4.25
8. I finally found you — $6
9. I like you and naps — $5
10. I’m a sucker for you — $12.50 for 6