You guys. I went shoe shopping this weekend. Because that’s what you do when nothing else fits. You buy shoes and underwear.

And now I’m obsessed with penny loafers.

Look at those beauts. They are right out of my 6th grade wardrobe. Throw me a plaid skirt and a shiny new penny and I am so ready for the science fair.

Hear me out. How great are the stacked heels? The patent leather? The tassels?

Really great. That’s how great.

(A few tweaks? The pink Swedish Hasbeens need to be a little less bubblegum, the patent Michael Kors need a wooden stacked heel, and the Top Shop bows need a shorter toe-bed.)

Am I right, or am I right?