Lollipop Bling

Dear Mariah Carey,

You are not 14. No one that is 14 was alive when you were relevant.

Get a grip. (But keep whoever does your Photoshopping cause you look good, girl.)

Love,

Someone who remembers when you were relevant (meaning too old to buy Lollipop Bling)

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  • Jamie


    Haha! I rolled my eyes when I saw that ad in one of my free magazines. I’m with you 100%.

  • Becca
    Twitter:


    What an ad…celebrities really live in a different world than the rest of us
    Becca´s last awesome blog post…Guys and Dolls

    • Corrin
      Twitter:


      Ha…they sure do! You wonder if she thinks she really does look that good?

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