Blogher was definitely a weekend to remember!

I arrived Friday night and my first impression was that it was crowded, claustrophobic, and chaotic, and I was disappointed that I couldn’t quite catch-up with anybody I had planned to meet – unless of course they were ignoring me in which case it’s totally their loss.

I went into Saturday with a bad attitude that just got worse when there were no swag bags available at check-in – which is absolutely ridiculous because there are a finite number of people that registered. And before I get accused of being a dirty swag hag, I didn’t even get an agenda so I wandered around like a hobo all day – so go play with your free Mister Potato Head and just shut your whore mouth.

I’m joking people – don’t get your free Hanes panties in a bunch.

But the day quickly redeemed itself with great speakers (well – in the one session that I actually attended and excluding the toe picker), a slight loss in inhibitions which lead to meeting some of my favorite bloggers (I don’t want to name drop but I hugged/shook hands with/cat called/stared at from afar  Miss Britt, Avitable, The Bloggess, and Redneck Mommy and Pioneer Woman in that order), being chauffeured around downtown Chicago in a brand new Camero and the Weinermobile, parties, and fried macaroni and cheese.

Seriously, is there anything better than fried macaroni and cheese? I think Paula Deen would agree that it would make the perfect last meal.

I also hung out with more than a handful of regional bloggers – holy shit who knew there was so much blogging talent in Northwest Indiana – who should start gearing up for #elsalto NOW and met my name twin!

For a split second (okay – 14 hours) I thought I’d wasted $200 registering for Blogher 2010, but now I’m counting down the days! See you bitches in NYC!