I adore Tilda Swinton. I think she’s all kinds of fabulous.

I Am Love premiered at the Venice Film Festival and was screened at Sundance. It opened in the UK this month and the US release date is set for July 18th.

No showtimes are scheduled for Austin thus far, but I am prepared to go to great lengths to see this movie.

Tilda learned Russian and Italian for her part as the matriarch of a Milanese family – the least I can do is drag my husband to the cinema. But knowing Tilda – from afar, of course – there will be boobs at some point in I Am Love, so his efforts will not go unrewarded.

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