Does Perez need Promises?
Posted on October 27th, 2008 by Corrin
My sister lives in NYC and scored an invite to Perez Hilton’s big party last Friday. She suspects that Perez is totally on something and may need a stint in a drug or alcohol treatment center, just like the celebrities he writes about. Besides being strangely lethargic, especially at a Hollywood party, Perez has recently dropped a ton of weight and was looking especially skinny.
Is this a sign of tough times for Perez? Is the hAArd pAArtying just too much for him to handle? I’m sure Lindsay and Britney would recommend Promises to Perez. He should check it out before he has to start drawing white noses on himself!
It must be hard to go from just a simple guy to someone who is a total star and not let it affect your life in some way.
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True, but you have to know what you’re getting yourself in to. And if it is true, then it is pretty ironic.
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i’ve been misquoted!! i said he was lethargic and skinny! but nonetheless, very polite.
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and if you’re reading, p-nasty, i had a great time. xoxo.
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Ash – Your quote has been updated.
Perez – I’m available for any Chicago gatherings. Remember that we said you looked thin. Posh thin.
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