I like Courtney Love. Always have, always will, and it’s my dad’s fault for trying to listen to Hole’s Live Through This on the sly when I was in middle school. That’s one damn good album.

Anyway, no matter how much I love Courtney, I cannot endorse this new haircut of hers. It looks like the time I was three and took my monkey safety scissors and gave myself a new hairdo. At least I can honestly say that I never rocked the wet look.

Don’t even get me started on the color. It’s like looking into bathroom lights. A little lowlights never hurt anyone, Courtney!