Texan Mama

Oh, hey yourself.

Here’s my quickie story:
Valentines Day 1992. I had JUST broken up with my on-again, off-again boyfriend, and I wanted to get on with my on-again, off-again life. So I accepted a date with some new, slightly HAWT guy. I was concerned about a flawless complexion, and I had started to develop a bit of some oily skin, so I bought some overnight acne treatment. Valentines day was on a Friday, I think. I woke up Friday morning, and it looked like my face had been run over with a snowmobile. And dragged with the snowmobile. For a mile.

Apparently I had an allergic reaction to the medicine because my face was completely covered in hives, red, swollen, and just generally icky. This is strange, considering I am not allergic to anything. Nothing at all. Not even dust or ragweed or bees or cats. So, you can imagine how shocked I was. And the hives ended exactly where I’d stopped putting on the medicine, just below my chin.

I called the guy and… was honest with him, sort-of. I told him I was sick, and he tried to convince me to come out for V-D anyway. I told him that my face looked like a basketball because I had an allergic reaction to something. He was like, “Uh…. okay.” I guess he’s not interested in being known as “The Guy Who Went Out With Basketball Head Girl”. We did go out once later, but he was a horrible kisser.

The End.

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Heather in Beautiful BC

Agggghhhhhhh… men just don’t get it, do they?

Valentine’s Day is severely overrated IMHO! I’ve had lots of lousy VD’s and a few good ones over the course of a 30 year marriage… the most memorable being when my DH gave me the gift of a book entitled, “A Rose For Her Grave”. WTF did that mean????

My daughter and I made heart shaped sugar cookies tonight and drank beer together – and had a fabulous time making memories and enjoying the evening.

Women ‘get it’! It’s all about being with whomever you love!

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MJ

My boyfriend and I were together for about a year and it was the weekend before valentines and and we were both going off to college, and I wanted to be “free” when we went to college so i could socialize and not worry about calling a boyfriend…and he wanted to stay together, so we had this big fight, and ended up going our seperate ways. It was rough, but it was the right decision

Gina Stratos

The time my sister bought me flowers. Jokingly, I told my then-boyfriend that they were from a secret admirer. He took this as his opportunity to suggest that he in fact was that admirer. We broke up soon thereafter.
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Jason

When my girlfriend stood me up on Valentines day and I ran into her later that evening with a close friend of mine. Good times

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Izzie

My new boyfriend and I were standing in line at a fish shop on Valentine’s Day (classy, I know). Anyway, we were kidding around and I was going to get out a pen and draw a heart on his hand. I was laughing as I dug through my purse, then I accidentally tried to write on his hand with a tampax. Aaaaaargh!

Diane Baum

Worse than spending Valentines at a sports event..is spending it at a pre-spring gun and knife show with the guy you are dating! Some of the other men in attendance were pretty scarey Rambo looking too! When my boy friend offered me lunch of cooked vension (Bambi ) stew-I knew it was my time to exit..Valentines or no Valentines…

John

Wow.. don’t know if mine would come anywhere close to topping some of the ones that I’ve seen on here, but quite a few years ago on V-Day, I had just had roses sent to my then sig. other, and spent a good amount of money on it, and never heard anything all day about it. Tried to call, no answer. Emailed, no response. Not home either. Found out later that day he was out with another person on V-Day, and basically broke up with me w/out ever saying anything to me again… Didn’t answer his phone or return calls emails after that, and never answered the door… (Oh yah, and we had been dating for 7 months at this point…)

Kathy Scott

Last night my husband says “We are out of milk I better run get some.” I say there are a couple of things that I need so I’ll go with you. On the way he says I was really going to get you a present. I guess I ruined it.

Marcy Strahan

My X left me last V-Day for his best friend(another guy)!
I had not clue he swang that way.

E

This is my first and worst valentine.
My bf of a year, came home from work and I suprised him with an expensive diamond bracelet. It’s the evening now…no flowers, no chocolates nothing. He’s just sleeping on the couch
He tried to make up for it by taking me shopping but honestly…I wanted something more personal he can take me shopping any day…and then asked me not too long ago to call around and make reservations somewhere.
Oh yeah. This afternoon he said “I think valentines day is a waste”
*sighh*

Shelly G

When my husband and I were leaving he was cussing about the weather. On the way to the restaraunt there were 2 road rage events. When we got to the restaraunt he got frustrated with the parking. Once we got in the restaraunt he was being a little rude to the people waiting behind us because it was so crowded. We left the restaraunt and headed to the theatre he would not even hold my hand. Then after we get home he gets mad because I do not feel like having sex with him. I know this was probably not the worst vday ever but considering that it was the first time we have ever done anything for vday it pretty much sucked but i should of known better than to get my hopes up as he is like this every day.

Jordyne

lol sorry I’m like a year late, but hey it was fun to read