Chocolate Spread – it’s as dirty as it sounds
Full disclosure – Eden Fantasys sent me free sex toys. And I took them to Disney World. Don’t act shocked. I’m not the first or last person to bring chocolate flavored lube to Disney World.*
The Chocolates Sweet Spot Kit arrived just in time to cram into my carryon and has not one, not two, but three vibrators – that’s a total of 5 AA batteries, so stock up. Preferably not at the airport gift shop. Or before the TSA screening. It raises eyebrows.
The traditional vibrator and the pocket rocket are nice extras, but the real star is the bullet. At a little over 2 inches long and quite chunky, it’s a nice size to palm in your hand – it’s big enough where you can’t miss what you’re aiming for but small enough to not get in the way of anything else that may be going on – and has four delightful speeds.
And while I don’t recommend actually ingesting the Chocolate Spread – it smells better than it tastes, take my word for it – it’s slippery and the name is just raunchy enough to make you smirk – which is really all you can ask of a lube.
As an added bonus – everything is SHINY. I love shiny. I can’t pass up anything shiny – let alone anything vibrating and shiny.
Now I know why they call it the happiest place on earth.
*Do you suppose that blogging about Disney World and sex toys in the same post is the reason why I wasn’t selected to be a Disney Mom? Just wondering.
HILARIOUS. And also, it all looks very nice. Can you say that about vibrators? I don’t know, it just looks like something that could, you know, make my bedroom the happiest place on Earth.
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Oh my goodness your disclosure totally made me giggle!
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Whoa…wait…this isn’t a giveaway? Crap.
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Toni – LOL! Maybe next time.
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Ha! Those certainly are very shiney, aren’t they?
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OOH! I was hoping this would end up a giveaway. Those all look FUN!
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I was hoping for a giveaway too! Way to celebrate an anniversary and a birthday, with sex toys AND Disney! How the heck are you going to top that next year??
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Oh my! I hope your suitcases didn’t have to be opened at the airport.
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Corrin Reply:
October 31st, 2009 at 7:45 am
LOL, Karen! I made it through security just fine.
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