BRAVO to Kirstie Alley! Can you imagine how much fun it would be to gain that much weight in a year and not give two shits? Plus, she’s 58 years old. How many of us are going to look that good at her age? Must be the Scientology.

Anyway, I think Kiristie Alley’s weight gain just goes to prove that “sexy and slim” does not equal happy! Chocolate chip cookies and ham sandwiches do.

I realize I’m at least a week behind on this, but seriously…83 pounds in a year deserves applause.

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