Wednesday is the new Friday! At least this week. My family is in town for the holiday so I’m putting blog and work aside and will be back next week. I hope you’re doing the same. TTFN.

• This season of Mad Men is all kinds of WTF, but I think it’s clear that the only likeable person left is Ken Cosgrove. His soft-shoe routine sealed the deal for me.
• Snaps to France and Great Britain for legalizing gay marriage!
• Cross sections of food are pretty and kinda gross.
• Forget Candy Crush. (God Damn you level 65!) I just can’t stop playing Dots.
• 100 websites you should know.
• I’m obsessed with this tiny little heart tattoo. Think my mom would notice?
• I really want this little Kate Spade purse but I know I do not need it.

• You feel like this too, right?
• Lip Sync Battle: Fallon vs. Krasinski.
• This is perfect for me since I always dance when I cook.
• I don’t think the princess culture is all bad, but these photos of a little girl dressed up as women such as Coco Chanel and Amelia Earhart are pretty cool.
• Space Oddity…preformed in space.
• This makes me want to barf. A fan of heights I am not.
• Amazon video of killer whales.
• Hello gorgeous.

• Chilaquiles! I always feel the need to shout that word.
• Totes! Another word that’s begging to be shouted.
• I just ordered  a backup pair of these Frank Sarto sandals because I love them so much.
• Zipzicles are kinda genius.
• Lorelai Gilmore is my spirit animal.
• My love/hate relationship with Gwyneth Paltrow swung over to love during the Met Gala. That pink dress was perfect.
• Parisian twin sisters who dress as one another’s mirror image are kinda creepy.
• The Great Gatsby opens this weekend! I have tickets for tomorrow morning.
• Unintentionally dirty church signs. Photoshopped or not, I laughed, thus securing my place in hell.
• Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker. Because she isn’t cool enough already.
• New favorite song. <3 Pharrell.

• It never gets old.
• Barry was pretty funny at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
• I’m dying to get my hands on a GabiFresh “fatkini” in the galaxy print. (Though can we talk about how obnoxious the term “fatkini” is for a second?)
• I have enough iPhone cases to last a lifetime (or until the 5S comes out) but I love this Great Gatsby iPhone case.
• The low-heeled shoe trend. FINALLY.
• Mate doesn’t have your back? That boosts depression risk. Totally experienced this and some of the comments are inspiring.
• When I show up at a party and there’s no alcohol.
• Things no one will tell fat girls.

Me. All the time.
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• I can’t get over this video. That’s such an Ollie thing to do.
• David Sedaris’ Sort-Secret Side Career as a Speech Writer for High Schoolers. Did you get David’s new book? It came out on Wednesday and thanks to the wonder of Amazon Prime it was at my doorstep the same day.
• Dance on, girl. I can’t stop myself from dancing in elevators, so I totally get it.
• How did I not know Dakota Fanning was staring in Effie?! It’s about the very very weird relationship between Victorian art critic John Ruskin and his teenage bride Effie Gray. Written by Emma Thompson, the movie was caught up in a plagiarism lawsuit for almost two years, but is now scheduled for an October release (at least in the UK). Read the book in the meantime. It’s literally $3 on Amazon.
• The history of women and tattoos. I’d have a sleeve if I wasn’t such a chicken.
• I want every single one of these ridiculous sweatshirts.
• Fresh pot. Dave Grohl is a rockstar. A very very nice rock star.
• Five reasons you’re killing your indoor plants. For some reason, the only indoor plant I have any luck with is the orchid. There are currently six of them in my living room and four of them have blooms.
• This artist’s paintings are beautiful.
• The Bling Ring better be as amazing as it looks.