It’s close enough to April 1st where James Cameron could just be hanging noodles on our ears, right?

Oh, that James. He’s a real funny guy.

Nobody really thinks Titanic in 3D is a good idea, do they?

Sinking ship? Celine Dion? Goofy glasses? Is this sounding like something anyone would want to waste 194 minutes rehashing?

Although, I totally forgot that Bill Paxton played the hippie treasure hunter that wants the old lady’s ice, and if Titanic in 3D has Bill Paxton’s approval, it has mine.

Even though I do shop, I don’t like to shop. I don’t browse. I don’t window shop. I don’t ever take a leisurely stroll through the local mall.

I buy as much as I can online. When I’m forced to go into a store, I know what I want, I buy it, and I get the hell out.

Which is why I’m convinced that the universe has a cruel sense of humor because when I have absolutely no money is precisely the time that I want to shop.

Not only do I want to shop, I’m utterly convinced that I can’t live without everything I see.

[My 30th birthday is quickly approaching. All of the items below are approved and acceptable gifts. In case you were wondering. Which I know you aren't. But hope you are.]

Kitchenaid Mixer

Partly Sunny necklace from Allora Homemade

Gold Glitters Toms

American Apparel unisex short sleeve deep v-neck in every color

Lands End Ruffle Tunic Swimsuit

Mini bow earrings from Tiffany & Co.

Old Navy Whirly Skirt

7th Heaven Seasons 1-9

Canon Rebel T2i

I could not even get lucky enough for any of these companies to send me any of these products in my time of need, so don’t even consider for a second that this is a sponsored post.

Is there anything from your childhood that haunts you?

Something that still freaks you out, even to this day?

I remember watching Bert and Ernie explore a pyramid on Sesame Street exactly once.

In 1982.

Last night was Egypt night on the Discover Channel and the memories came flooding back. I couldn’t even watch long enough to see if they found the tomb of King Akhenaten!

After the original airing, the clip was trimmed down and underscoring was added. Which just proves that it freaked the shit out of other kids, too.

My love for Dakota Fanning eclipses my disdain for Kristen Stewart.

I cannot wait to see The Runaways.

Congratulations to our winner…Heather!

Here are your random numbers:

182

Timestamp: 2009-12-12 16:11:14 UTC

Are you loving all these giveaways, or what? There’s lots more to come, so lets hope my blog doesn’t crash, mmkay?

Netflix has been a staple in our house for years. I won’t even consider cable because Netflix has such an awesome selection of TV on DVD which I can stream through our Xbox and watch completely commercial free any time I want. Unless my husband is playing Xbox. Which is way more often than any grown man should admit to.

But I now have the genius ROKU Digital Video Player to provide me with my Thirtysomething fix and not interrupt my husband’s gaming! Besides being teeny tiny and absolutely adorable, the Roku’s most endearing trait is the ability to stream movies and television straight from my Netflix queue. All I needed was my Netflix subscription and a high-speed internet connection and I was browsing my queue in 3 minutes flat.

But it gets better…Roku can also stream Pandora internet radio, access your flickr and Facebook photos, and so much more.

There are three different Roku models, and I have the latest and greatest to give away to one winner – the Roku HD-XR worth $129.99!

This baby plays high definition video, has extended range wireless, an HDMI connector, and supports surround sound. It truly is my new favorite gadet and I am absolutely convinced it will be yours, too.

Main entry – this means you have to complete this entry to win!

• Visit the Roku website and leave a comment telling me why Roku is awesome.

Extra Entries – you can complete any and all of these for extra entries!

• Become a fan Roku on Facebook.
• Subscribe to my blog by RSS feed or email subscription – you’re going to want to do this because there are 7  more giveaways!
• Follow @CorrinRenee and @RokuPlayer on Twitter.
• Answer the following in a Tweet:

I want to win a #roku because (fill in the blank) http://bit.ly/5csWRf

REMEMBER to leave a separate comment for each entry!

The fine print… Entries will be accepted until midnight, Friday, December 11th. One winner will be chosen at random and announced on Saturday, December 12th. Winner will be contacted by email and/or Twitter and will have 48 hours to respond. Please use your real first name or web moniker and a valid email address when entering. I am not responsible for incorrect contact information. Prize will be shipped directly from sponsor. Good luck!

This is a sponsored giveaway. I received product samples in order to craft my review. Please read my site policy if you have any questions.