I love Dita Von Teese, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that dressing your daughter in Dita Von Teese inspired dressware and taking her to the Dita: Striptease book signing to meet her “hero” probably isn’t the wisest parenting choice one could make.
I mean, unless you want your daughter to grow up to be a stripper turned fetish model turned porn star turned “burlesque artist” who marries creepy goth musicians that wear ass-less chaps.
Actually, that just may be a step up for someone who encourages their daughter to idolize a stripper. In which case, kudos to mom for helping her daughter realize her dreams!
I’m not exactly sure if Britney being spotted in glasses almost identical to mine validates my eye-wear choice or just proves that I have no taste.
Either way…Britney totally stole my look.
There was a Twitter faux pas yesterday when ABC News’ Terry Moran sent out a Tweet quoting President Obama before it had been edited and approved for publication.
What was the Tweet about? National Security? Healthcare? The state of the economy? Heck no. It was about Kanye West stealing the show from Taylor Swift at the VMAs.
Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a ‘jackass’ for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT’S presidential
EDIT: Now with audio of Obama calling Kanye a jackass!
First, I appreciate that pearl of wisdom from President Obama. Kanye is a douche and Katy Perry said it best…it’s like he stepped on a kitten. Pink wasn’t far off when she said she Twittered that Kanye is the biggest piece of shit on earth, either.
Second, that’s the kind of quotes that Twitter should be used for! Real, honest, off the cuff comments that represent what someone is really thinking and feeling. I know I’ve sent out my fair share of “inappropriate” comments which are actually insanely appropriate because they aren’t bull.
I think I just tooted my own horn. Toot toot.
I’m wondering where Kate Gosselin got the idea that everyone wants her haircut? Are there women walking into salons nationwide asking for “The Kate” like they did “The Rachel” or “The Posh?” Maybe back in 1998!
Like it’s cousin, the mullet, Kate’s haircut is definitely business in the front and party in the back. But not the good kind of party that you reminisce about years later with college friends. It’s the kind of party with Hairy Buffalos in the bathtub and the Walk of Shame the next morning.
Like I said on Twitter, Kate needs to ditch the schizophrenic hairdo before she ditches Jon.
I cannot believe Trent Reznor is engaged to that hot tranny mess. I am deeply disappointed.
There’s some nasty rumours going around about Mariqueen Maandig from West Indian Girl being an alcoholic gold-digger, and we can only hope that those rumours are 100% true and Trent comes to his senses as quickly as he lost them (more romours say they’ve only been together a few weeks and other members of NIN are none too pleased).
