The BYU Honor Association is unknowingly amusing thousands of internet junkies with their modesty and grooming standards campaign.

When we are clean, well-groomed, and modestly dressed, we are inclined to feel more confident in ourselves. We are able to represent ourselves, the University, and the Church in a manner that is professional and welcoming to visitors. It is also respectful to others when we are dressed in a way that is not revealing and distracting to other students and teachers who are striving to focus on their studies as well as keeping the commandments.

I can’t say I was overly promiscuous in college, but comparing college students to monkeys that need to cover their bare asses is laughable. What’s disturbing is that there are college students out there that take these recommendations to heart!

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