Bronze Goddess

I admit it. I love to tan. I like the way I look with a tan, I like the way I feel with a tan, and I like relaxing by the pool for an afternoon whenever I can.

orange christina aguileraBut after the Great Skin Cancer Scare of 2009, I’ve laid off of the sun worshiping and am now an avid SPF50 (Okay. Fine. SPF15.) user. As much as I love having a tan, I’ve stayed away from self tanner because 1.) it stinks 2.) I’m lazy and 3.) I prefer not to look like Christina Aguilera.

4oz-SELFTANNERSince I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go so nobody cares if I’m orange or stink, I threw caution to the wind and tried Smart Shield Self Tanner.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it smells great, but it’s not nearly as offensive as other self tanners. I didn’t come out looking like Xtina, which is good, but I didn’t look like a bronze goddess after several applications, either.

I’d recommend Smart Shield as a great moisturizer and SPF15 sunscreen as opposed to a self tanner. It’s not oily or greasy, it contains vitamins and aloe vera, and it has the added benefit of gradually giving you a little color.

Sidebar: Does anyone else miss Xtina and her dirrrty persona? I sure do.

I was sent a bottle of Smart Shield Self Tanner in order to craft my review. Please see my site policy if you have any questions.

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