Boy Killed By Office Chair

anal-chair-deathSo, a 14-year-old boy in China is on the computer, probably sending A/S/L messages to girls on AIM, when the gas cylinder that is used to adjust the height of the chair he’s sitting on explodes, sending chunks of metal into his rectum and killing him.

I think I’ll go take a walk around the office now.

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  • Lynne


    OMG! Is that true? That is horrible! Wonder what brand of chair it is, I want to make sure I’m not sitting on one!

  • Teena in Toronto


    No way!

  • Joan


    Hi Corrin! That’s awful! Even office chairs can kill you! Geez. I wonder if that’s the first fatality due to that cause.

  • Joe


    another sign that the couch is the best option

  • Julie


    Yep, I’ll just sit here on my bed thank.you.very.much!

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  • Corrin
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    Lynne – My husband doesn’t think it’s true, but it seems feasible to me!

  • Corrin
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    Julie – I think you may have the best solution! Now, to propose that to my boss. Haha.

  • Baby Smiling In Back Seat


    Oh dear! I never imagined that was possible.

    Responding to your ICLW comment, Girl Scout Cookies are actually priced differently depending on geography. Sometimes, the prices vary one town over. I spent $3.50 for these.

    The Girl Scouts themselves say it varies from $2.50 to $4.
    http://www.girlscouts.org/program/gs_cookies/faqs.asp#size_quantity_price

    If you’re paying $6, you may have some Girl Scout grifters in your town!

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  • stephanie


    Wow. Makes me think twice about adjusting the height of my chair – especially while I’m sitting in it. I think my hiney is permanently clinched shut just thinking about this.

    ICLW

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  • Erin


    Here from ICLW! That is hilarious. I hope the boys on mythbusters take it on!

  • Texan Mama


    Does it mean I’m evil that I’m laughing my a$$ off?

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  • Corrin
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    Erin – Mythbusters is an awesome idea! You need to submit it ASAP!

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    Baby – Oh no, I’m being scammed by local Girl Scouts! I might have exaggerated a little bit, but they are definitely in the $5 range in our area.

  • Corrin
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    Stephanie – The thought of it does make you pucker, doesn’t it? :-P

  • Corrin
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    Texan – I admit to laughing a teeny bit. I mean, what a way to go!

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