I know that when you spend all that time every morning thinking about my style as you get dressed and ready for your day (I know that’s ridiculous, but let me boost my ego for a sec) you don’t think of hip hop or bling bling jewelry, but hear me out.

I love all things sparkly. Glitter. Glitz. Shine. Twinkle. And I can pull off some major gems. Preferably diamonds, set in silver or platinum, just in case anyone is taking orders.

It’s another plus of being a big girl – bigger diamonds and no wrinkles.

But I don’t think that even I have the attitude to pull off the jewels from Hip Hop Bling. That’s some serious “ice”, as the kids say.

Or Dog the Bounty Hunter. He might be talking about a different kind of ice though. I can never tell.

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