Assaulted at the Apple Orchard
Mike and I made a quick stop at the apple orchard this weekend – and I do mean quick – it was colder than a witches titty and there were mob scenes in line for tractor rides.
That’s when I was attacked by a rabid 4-year-old.
The little shit was on my list as soon as I spotted him because he took a bite out of the pumpkin I was eyeing. I know we were at the apple orchard – but there’s a distinct difference between apples and pumpkins that the little brat just couldn’t grasp.
As we’re waiting patiently in line, devil boy is trying to devour pumpkins while his parents completely ignore his behavior when he suddenly grabs one of those long pimply gourd, walks up to me, and whacks me in the hand with it for no damn good reason.
I was floored and I finally said “that did not feel very good” in my best Cruella Devilla voice and he scuttered off – hopefully to play in the street. I think his parents attempted to make him apologize because a few minutes later he ran up to me, lisped something, and then dove head first into a pile of pumpkins.
He’s going to be a fine addition to society in 10 years.
You are so right, an addition that is over populated now.
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Always other people’s kids…except mine, he’s perfect
Did you get a picture of him so we can recognize him later on America’s Most Wanted?
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I just don’t get why parents let their children run wild in public. And he took a bite out of a pumpkin? The couldn’t have tasted good. Future douches of America. :sigh:
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It has been the most magnificent fruit harvest this year, in most of Europe I think, but those pictures look fantastic. Shame about the boy who spoilt the whole thing. I just don’t understand parents letting that sort of thing happen.
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