Arts & Crafts (Please Pick Up Your Crap)
At 10:30 this evening, I found my husband hard at work on an arts & crafts project. He stole the straw out of my beloved Sonic and asked for paper, packing tape, and a Sharpie.
Watch out, Martha Stewart.
Tonight, he reached his breaking point and the only way for him to truly express his feelings was with passive aggressive notes.
You see, there is a woman who lives in our apartment complex that lets her yappy little chihuahua out without a leash to crap wherever it pleases. Not once in the six months that we have lived here have we ever seen her stop yakking on her cell phone long enough to clean up after Señor Turd.
After nearly stepping in Señor Turd’s latest contributions to our front lawn, my husband took to the cover of the night in his pajamas to make his disdain clear.
Next time, we set it on fire.
To the girls from the front office that read my blog: Totally joking about setting poo on fire. But if you see hundreds of poop bags tied to a certain someone’s balcony…I didn’t have anything to do with that either.
Berdean
Nothing more attractive than a man of action!
deb c
Doesn’t that just burn you! This is one of my pet peeves. If dog owners aren’t going to clean up after their dogs then let them poo in their own yard. There is nothing worse than mowing grass and running over or stepping in doggie doo.
Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
It’s like a minefield out there, Deb!
Lara Wancea
I hope that this works for you. Our neighbors complained once because I wasn’t cleaning the yard as often as I should have so since then I’ve made sure that I do it more. I mostly do so because it’s the right thing to do but also I have this fear that they’ll complain again and next time might even go to the township office and we’ll get fined for this.
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
Laura – I’m most concerned about Parvo and other diseases. Not to mention anything my dog steps in/on getting tracked into our home. Ick.
blueyes
I hope you stalked your window the next day to see what she did with those signs lol
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blueyes
oooo and can you tell me is that a plugin for the twitter ID on comments?
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
The plugin is WP Twitip ID – It requires a little coding, but there is a great tutorial on the plugin site!
Jamie
Hilarious!! I’ve been known to leave a sticky note or two on the car doors of people who have fogotten how to park between the yellow lines.
Can’t wait to read an update on this one!
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Corrin
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LOL Jamie! I’ve never done a note on the windshield, but it is liberating, isn’t it?
Toni
Twitter: ItsToni
Senior Turd!! Love it!!! I don’t know why it’s so hard for people to bend over and pick up dog crap. We never leave without a bag…ever. I could see if it was in a field or something…but anywhere else is not acceptable.at.all. Please update us soon. LOL-ing here.
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
There’s also a Senorita Turd! We saw our other neighbor neglect to pick up after their bulldog yesterday!
Tara K Lucero
LOL i luve it!! ahahhaaha I can see her now, chatting on her phone and looking at those signs….
Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
Tara – The signs were up for a good two days, so I’m hoping she got a good look!
Becca
Twitter: sbshortie
I am so amused by this post! Great idea!
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Corrin
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Thanks, Becca. I think my husband and I had a little too much fun.
Amanda
Oh, those people. Grrr. I remember watching a neighbor with her German Shepherd after dark. I was upstairs with our baby and she stood outside of our house while he took a GS sized dump beneath the streetlight in front of our house. When he was done she looked around and walked off, empty poop bag in hand. I. Was. Livid. Still am apparently.
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