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It was May of 1988. My parents had just bought a brand new minivan (Dodge Caravan, maroon, red pin stripe, with tinted windows – fancy) and we were headed to Kissimmee for a family vacation. My grandma and uncle, who quickly became known as Smokey and Stinky (for their smoking and their…stinkiness), also piled in for the trip.
Six of us (two of which were highly flammable). In a minivan. Driving from Chicago to Kissimee and back. With illegal fireworks.
Fun times.
Highlights included 3rd degree sunburns, lizards in our condo, my parents sending my 5 year-old sister down an enclosed water slide at Wet & Wild, and ducklings at Disney World. Because when you’re parents spend $100 a day to take you to Disney World you’re supposed to be preoccupied with feeding the ducklings popcorn, right?
Clearly this vacation is the reason my family has been to Kissimmee over 20 times in the last two decades. It is. I wouldn’t remember this vacation so (very very) vividly if we didn’t have fun!
We’ve hit all the major attractions in Kissimmee (like Disney, Universal, and SeaWorld) but there are some uniquely Kissimmee attractions we’ve yet to see. Gatorland, Aquatica at SeaWorld and an airboat ride top my list!


Maybe Smokey and Stinky are up for another roadtrip.



















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