Long walks at Zilker Park and half priced slushies at Sonic. I could get used to this.

At least I wish I could get used to this. We all know I’m too high-strung to stay home for any length of time. It’s been two weeks, and I’m itching to get busy.

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When we arrived at our new home in Texas this weekend, I had the most fabulous “welcome” gift waiting for me…samples of Aloe Cadabra. A little lube to help christen a new home is always appreciated!

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• I can’t casually throw “ya’ll” into a conversation without sounding like a fool.
• Texans may walk slow and talk slow, but they drive like f-bomb maniacs. I fear for my life on the way to The Heb.
• It’s not called The Heb. It’s H.E.B. People will laugh at you if you say it wrong.
• When you order a “Coke” the waitress doesn’t ask “what kind.” She will ask if you’d prefer a Dr. Pepper.
• The left lane is not for left turns. It’s for U-turns. Which comes in extremely handy when I’m being tailgated so fiercely that I can’t slow down to make the previous exit.
• Homeslice Pizza isn’t open on Tuesdays, which is all kinds of bullshit.
• Weed really must be available in abundance at UT since I was mistaken for a college student at the bookstore.

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How do you know when you’ve had too many drinks? Do you get the giggles? Want to arm wrestle the bartender? Get a tad too enthusiastic on the dance floor? The Heineken Know The Signs website has defined several categories of the “over-served,” including The Crier, The Fighter, The Sleeper, The Exhibitionist, The Groper (we call this person ‘Captain Cuddles’), The Flirt, and The Stumbler.

The Heineken Breathalyzer iPhone app is a humorous way find out what kind drinker you and your friends are, while advocating responsible drinking and knowing the signs of over consumption. It’s not preachy or full of scare tactics – it takes the approach that we all know about responsible drinking, we just need a reminder, so why not make it light-hearted and interactive?

Get your friends to blow into your iPhone like a real breathalyzer (this may take a couple of Heinekens to convince them of) and the app will display which character they are, while reminding them of the signs of intoxication. It’s sure to ignite lots of story-telling and even a few characters of your own!

Download the Heineken Breathalyzer iPhone app the next time you’re getting ready for a night out with friends. It’s free, funny, and just might keep you out of trouble.

Our moving pods were delivered today and nearly everything we own is packed, loaded, and ready to start its journey to Texas. In the middle of the chaos, I got a very peculiar Tweet.

Then I got awesome news about another journey!

That’s right – GoGirl is sending me to the Blissdom Conference in Nashville next month!

If you’re not familiar with GoGirl, then you’re missing out on the amazing ability to pee sending up! For reals. GoGirl is a female urination device that is perfect for girls on the go – hiking, traveling, concerts, dirty rest stops, emergency tinkle breaks – anywhere it isn’t safe, sanitary, or convenient to pop a squat.

Blissdom is an incredible conference for women who find their bliss by blogging, networking through social media, and spending time online. This will be my second trip to Blissdom and I’m really looking forward to seeing familiar faces and meeting more savvy friends!

If you’re headed to Blissdom, make sure to say hello!

I’ll be the one peeing standing up.

GoGirl is graciously sponsoring my trip to Blissdom in exchange for conference representation. Please read my site policy if you have any questions.