It gets more expensive to fly every day. No more $79 round-trip flights to Vegas! I understand that overhead costs are tremendous, but I suspect there’s some gouging going on, particularly from Ryanair, who’s CEO suggested charging customers to use the toilet in-flight.

Charge me for my heavy luggage because I’m an inefficient packer. Charge me for a paper ticket because I’m not savvy enough to use the internet, but do not charge me to take a whiz after I’ve bought a $5.50 Bloody Mary that I had to mix myself from the flight attendant.

Is there no such thing as customer service any more?

There doesn’t seem to be enough filth on my blog lately, so here goes. All that hard earned money my parents spent on Catholic school and this is what I put out there for all the world to see.

There certainly seems to be enough penis related blog posts around here, and now thanks to Jimmy Kimmel we can add a clitoris joke to the mix. It’s only fair, right? And it’s all technical terms I’m talking about here people, no street slang for me. I’ve got class.

Poor guy seems really embarrassed and I think it takes a lot to embarrass a guy who admits to f*cking Ben Affleck.

Does anyone remember Teeny Little Super Guy from Sesame Street? I have absolutely no idea what made me think of him today, but I totally need a set of glasses with all the characters. It’s amazing how one little clip can take you back to your childhood (and only someone that is officially creeping up on their 30’s can say that – urgh).

I heard they were playing clips on Nick. Can anyone with kidlets confirm or deny?

I don’t know where my head was last week, but I completely forgot about Four Foods on Friday, so I have some catching up to do!

Last week’s Four Foods on Friday…

1. Potato chips. Flavored? Regular, ridged or stacked?

I’ve given up potato chips, but I do eat Veggie Crunchers (a mix of dried sweet potatoes, squash, carrots, taro, and green beans) which is just as addicting.

2. Cheese doodles. Yellow or white? Puffed or crunchy?

Cheese doodles have to be bright orange and crunchy. Your fingers and lips must be covered in cheese dust when you are finished eating the entire bag.

3. Pretzels? Your favorite shape? Favorite flavor?

Hot pretzels are my favorite. Auntie Anne’s with sesame seeds is my absolute favorite.

4. Share a recipe for salsa or dip.

My favorite dip is a mix of salsa and cream cheese. Whatever proportions suit you.

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