I was up at 5:30 this morning because the mattress topper was all twisted, but it was all worth it because I had the pleasure of catching an infomercial for the Talking Jesus Doll. I thought I was watching an SNL clip it was so funny.

Not only is Jesus wearing an authentic linen robe and traditional sandals, he comes gift wrapped and has such memorable lines as “I want to tell you a very special story about a day I spent sitting on the side of a mountain…” Who could resist dialing in for your own 12 inch plastic Jesus that has stories like that?!

The video isn’t available to embed, so I highly suggest you click over to www.buytalkingjesus.com and give it a watch.