Marilyn’s Eyebrow
Posted on April 19th, 2008 by Corrin
If you are currently tuned in to Larry King Live, you’re watching Marilyn, and her eyebrows (or shall I say eyebrow - singular), give the first ever tour within the polygamist compound in Texas.
I seriously thought we had stumbled upon the best ever Saturday Night Live skit, but no. Marilyn and her eyebrow are the real deal. And they are on prime time television. Testifying to how normal life on the compound is.
The story keeps getting sadder and sadder… No eyebrow grooming? It’s cruel
GAH!! Tweezers, must … have… tweezers… Glad I didn’t have to be in any way involved with the filming of the interview, because I’da sicced Stacy and Clinton on her poufy-haired butt. She does kinda look like Rachel Dratch in drag, though.
*looks up to the skies* Lord, please don’t strike me with lightening for this:
I want to know how they get the front of their braids so poofy! Every single one of them have identical hair styles! I am also wondering if it was McCalls or Butterick that cornered the market on the dress pattern they all use for their dresses.
Tina - it has to be a form of punishment for something. Way to cruel.
Elle - ahahaha Rachel Dratch as a polygamist. Is she stll on SNL?
Megs - their prom poofs are outstanding. They also all sport a braid I’ve never seen before. It’s smooth down the middle, but braided on each side.
And I totally vote McCall’s.
I saw that too….my husband and I could not get over it… he thought she looked like Freida in her unibrow ( How cute my DH remember the Freida movie I made him watch)
and I thought my brows needed waxing! I feel practically brow-less after looking at these pictures!
Oh, I really want to take her to a waxing salon. Or mail her some tweezers.
Kelley - Freida would be envious of Marilyn’s unibrow!
Rhonda - I know. I don’t feel so bad about not having my eyebrows waxed in the past month!
Erica - I think I’d like to take her to the Gap too so she could see dresses that normal people wear!