Starring Britney Spears as The Little Teapot

8963-bs84tBritney, please ditch the Sketchers and the scrunchie socks. They make you look short and stout and nobody has worn scrunchie socks since 1991. Send your assistant out for a pair of Nikes and some ankle socks, and you’ll miraculously stretch by at least 12 inches.

Oh, and put out that cigarette. Ick.

3 Responses to “Starring Britney Spears as The Little Teapot”

  1. At least they aren’t hot pink scrunchie socks. *g*

  2. nyahahaha! ;) poor britney..

  3. LOL. Poor lil pink teapot.

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