A woman in Indianapolis who left her two young daughters in the bathtub while watching American Idol says that the bathtub incident is exaggerated, and not a single person in their right mind is going to believe her. Especially since her 3 year old daughter has been in the hospital since February 28th from nearly drowning.

First off, she’s 25 years old and a single mother with four kids (age 7, 5, 3, 1). If you’re not responsible enough to realize that babies need to be watched when they are in the bathtub, you need to keep your knees together.

Secondly, the two oldest daughters told police that Mommy Dearest was watching AI with them while the two little ones were in the bath and they have absolutely no reason to make that up.

And lastly, when contacted for her side of the story, the woman said “If I’m not getting paid for my story, I’m not about to reveal my life to you all.” Not to worry, because everyone is going to find out her life story when they take her children away and charge her with child neglect.