Sex with a Picnic Table
Posted on March 28th, 2008 by Corrin
Bizarre news stories are really catching my eye this week. First it was the new sphincter, then the pregnant man and the drunk in the trash truck, and now it’s a man caught having sex with a picnic table!
I know most of us don’t want to hear specifics, but I’d love to find out how he pulled off sex with a picnic table…not once, but multiple times. The man freely admitted having sex with a picnic table and another table inside his house. All caught on tape, to boot!
What a slut. That picnic table is going to be so pissed when it finds out he was two-timing with a kitchen table. Lord only knows how many coffee tables and bedside stands are out there that haven’t come forward yet!
Ok, what he’s doing is not funny, but your post was very funny.
Wow…and I thought the guy having sex with bicycles was weird.
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Ami - it takes a special kind of person to love on a bike or a picnic table!
Okay, I’m actually starting to belive that all men are dirt!