Oh, Merry Miller. You made such a fool out of yourself. It would be a teensy bit understandable if it were Brad Pit or George Clooney, someone that would make you star struck, but it’s Holly Hunter. You got tongue tied because you were interviewing Holly Hunter. Via satellite.

I wasn’t joking when I said it was raining in my living room.

The water absolutely has to be because the upstairs neighbor causes a flood when showering. The water clearly had soap bubbles in it.

I walked out of the bathroom this morning to see my dog, Ollie, sitting in the middle of the living room, looking around trying to figure out why it was raining indoors.

I immediately called maintenance and left a message, telling them I could run over as soon as they were able to take a look. I get the call around lunchtime, hurry home, and the maintenance pokes around, and then goes to talk to our new upstairs neighbor.

He comes back down and says that he figured out where the water was coming from and it shouldn’t happen again.

The girl upstairs was showering without a shower curtain and flooding her bathroom.

Next she’ll be using the toaster in the bathtub.

If you’ve forgotten how crazy my dog is, let me remind you…

Last night I threw him on the bed while I was putting the sheets on because he likes to jump around and play while I wrangle my bed back into order. After I took that little video, I threw my big down blanket on the bed on top of him, and he hopped around having a gay old time.

All of a sudden, it looked like it was raining in my bedroom. He got himself so excited hopping around, that he peed all over everything, so I had to strip the bed again and start all over.

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I could have gotten a Tinkerbell lunch bag with my name on it! Which totally would have come in handy, because we had some Jello thieves in first grade. The teacher actually smelled each of our breaths to see if we had stolen the cherry Jello from another girl’s lunch.

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