oh, hey.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with plastic surgery, and in fact, I endorse it. Hopefully Mike feels the same way, because I’d like a breast reduction and a lift after I have kids.

My family has been known to dabble in permanent eyeliner, botox, and Laser hair removal since my sister worked at a medical cosmetics facility. Lately, I’ve been reading a Plastic surgery forum that has me interested in lots of different procedures, including Liposuction.

Procedures are much safer than they used to be, and insurance is more willing to cover surgeries that used to be considered elective, which puts my mind at easer if I ever were to commit to plastic surgery.

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I’m addicted to reading passive aggressive notes, mainly because I’m the type of person who leaves notes like that.

Just this morning my sister and I wanted to leave a dirty note on our upstairs neighbors door because they were either doing tae kwan do at 7 am or someone was being bludgeoned to death.

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There are so many honeymoon options available, from sun and sand to a quaint getaway, but a Cape Cod vacation rental can be both! There are over 3,000 rentals in Cape Cod destinations like Falmouth, Chatham, Wellfleet, and Provincetown. There are also rentals available in the Martha’s Vineyard communities of Edgartown, Oak Bluffs, and Chillmark.

Cape Cod tempts vacationers with sandy beaches, quaint villages, great shopping, the freshest of seafood, and plenty of activities such as boating, surf boarding, and nature trails. Sunny beaches are my thing, so I’d be taking advantage of the 65 miles of beaches along the peninsula.

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Did you know that the secret to a standard poodle’s signature poof if Suave shampoo, Aqua Net hairspray, and six hours grooming time?

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I’m a believer in plastic surgery and a little nip tuck. I have every intention of getting botox as soon as it is necessary and I wouldn’t mind a boob lift after I have kids. Another surgery women are flocking too after children is vaginal plastic surgery procedures. Women have plastic surgery every day to make them feel better about themselves and boost their confidence levels. They get a straighter noses, plumper lips, and bigger boobs, so why should the vagina be left out! Dr. Miklos and Dr. Moore are internationally renowned surgeons from Atlanta, Georgia, and have performed countless labia reduction surgery and laser vaginal rejuvenation surgeries, showing the demand for experienced professionals in the industry and the interest in the surgery by  women worldwide.

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This month, the Motion Picture Association of American announced that smoking will now play a role in determining a film’s rating. Smoking used to only play a roll when underage usage was shown, but now glamorized or pervasive smoking will up a film’s rating.

It’s a start, but I’m with some anti-smoking groups who are lobbying for an automatic R rating for any film depicting smoking. Though, that would mean that 101 Dalmations would be rated R.

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I think Vespa scooters are the cutest thing ever. I would give anything to have a little sea green Vespa and zip to and from work every day. It would save me gas, parking, time, and I’d tie a scarf around my hair in an attempt to look super cute and live the Vespanomic life!

Vespanomics (Vés pá näm íks) n.

Meaning: the ecological, economic, and personal satisfaction one achieves after buying a Vespa scooter. Usage (Ex.) Lillian could be seen stylishly scooting around town once she discovered Vespanomics.

Additional meanings: 1. A feeling of total exhilaration; consistent with riding a stylish, high performance Vespa. 2. The incomparable level of satisfaction that can only come from helping the environment while also saving a boatload of money on gas.

Origin: A union of the words Vespa and economics. Related words: Vespanomic, adj, vespanomically, adv

Wouldn’t you love to be able to park anywhere? You can with a Vespa!

In addition to being super stylish and having fun driving, Americans should be switching to scooters in order to be more economically and ecologically friendly. Vespas get 70 miles per gallon and go 40 - 100 miles per hour, depending on the model.  If we switched 10% of our total mileage to scooters, we could reduce fuel consumption by 58% and carbon dioxide emissions by 80%!

We need to take a hint from our European friends and switch to scooters! My dad works for BP, so if my family is advocating the reduction in fuel consumption, you know it’s an important topic!

The Scooter Guru has been loving scooters for more than forty years. I’ll take anything he says as bible because he’s loving on a weiner dog in his profile picture, and I love Vespa almost as much as I love my weiner dog. He works with GS MotorWorks where you can purchase a spiffy new Vespa. They even carry refurbished Vespas if you’re into vintage or are looking to be a tad thriftier with your purchase.

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After listing a few humble quotes by celebrities, they seem to jump out at me when I read interviews. This one by Jessica Alba is in the newest issue of InStyle.

People think of me as just a sexy girl, but I’m really goofy - like, super-goofy.

If it makes you feel any better, Jessica, I don’t think of you as just a sexy girl, but I do think of you as super-goofy after all these trumped up comments you’re making about yourself lately!

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My family isn’t afraid to talk about poop. We tell each other when we have to poop, we make jokes about poop, and we ask someone if they have to poop when they are cranky.

That’s why I have no problem talking about Dual Action Cleanse, the colon cleanser that can renew energy, make skin radiant, hair shiney, and take away that bloated feeling.

I’m a firm believer a good poop can do all that!

Think about it, if you don’t go to the bathroom regularly, all the toxins your body should be ridding itself of, like mucous and undigested food, build up in your digestive system. By ridding yourself of those toxins with a colon cleanser your put your body back into balance and decrease in gas and bloating, have more radiant skin and hair, and look thinner…my life long quest!

Dual Action Cleanse is all all herbal, made of ingrediants like fennel seed, oat bran, alfalfa, lemon peel, mint leaf, and red raspberry leaf. All things you wouldn’t be afraid to eat if they were mixed in with your morning cereal.

So, if you’re up for a good poop, you can save $30 and get free shipping with the current promotion!

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This is why I love and hate celebrities all at the same time, and keep renewing my subscription to Us Weekly…

I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness. - Jessica Alba

I’ve lost a lot of jobs becuase I was too pretty. And everybody’s like, “Oh, poor you.” But seriously, you don’ tget the good roles when you’re beautiful. - Eva Longoria

Why should there be a prejudice against someone who’s had some success in films and looks a little better than average? It’s all in my genes, so don’th old it against me. - Cameron Diaz

Of course it’s nice to be considered sexy, as a young woman in my prime. but I try not to think about sexiness. - Scarlett Johansson

I don’t try to be sexy. But if you are sexy, it comes out. - Kirsten Dunst

I got to expand my personality in a way that wasn’t about being a good-looking, thin person. - Gwyneth Paltrow

One director told me “I’m not looking for the sexiest woman, I’m looking for the girl next door.” Parts that I really want aren’t going to me. - Jessica Biel

I’m of the opinion that not one of those woman is above average looking, they just have chefs, trainers, stylists, and Photoshop at their mercy.

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