Ugly people turned pretty. I seriously need to know what kind of makeup they are using.

March 24th is Shut Down Day. Can you survive for 24 hours without your computer?

I’m sure I could, and I have, but I don’t like to. I think a lot of that has to do with not having cable, so the internet takes the place of TV news sources, and I admit I have to check Perez daily.

Shut Down Day is a lot easier than it could be, because the 24th is a Saturday. Try it on a weekday, and I don’t think as many people would say they could live without their computer.

That’s supposed to say Happy Birthday in Japanese, but no promises.

I had such high hopes for an impressive comeback from Britney, but I think she’s officially lost her marbles. I was okay with the partying and the va-jay-jay flashing, because besides making a fool of herself, there was really no harm in it, and it made for some great issues of Us Weekly, but she’s got one crazy shaped head to be walking around bald.

I went with Ashley and Joe to see Opus Cactus by Momix last night, and I’m pretty torn on my review. On the one hand, it was Cirque du Soleil for beginners, and on the other hand, I can’t make it through Windsor Pilates without becoming winded.

I enjoyed the second act much more than the first, with the Sundance being my favorite (I think that’s the one with the fans).

There was also a couple in front of us with the most well-behaved kids I have every seen. The little girl was about 2 and clapped and gave a standing ovation and the little boy was only a few months old and didn’t make a peep.