Question of the day…

Do you have a side of the bed that you absolutely “must” sleep on?

Nope. When I sleep in my bed, I sleep on right side, when I sleep in Mike’s bed, I sleep on the left side.

There is a method to my madness. The general rule of thumb is if it’s your bed, you sleep closest to the nightstand.

Baby Bangs Be-Gone!

katiebangsI wanted to take a second to congratulate Katie Holmes on growing out her baby bangs. Yes, they will live in infamy in those ridiculous wedding photos, but it’s a clean forehead from here on out.

Payperpost Puzzle

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In a shameless attempt to direct traffic to my new website, I’m posting a piece of the newest Payperpost hp camera puzzle. Collect all 48 pieces and be the first to post the completed puzzle and you could win $1,000, but you have to sign up to win.

Question of the day…

What is the largest audience that you’ve ever performed, or stood in front of? How nervous were you?

I’m sure I’ve been infront of bigger audiences, but the most recent and most terrifying was my presentation in Global Econimics in grad school. I was giving my analysis of the economy of Monaco, which was supposed to last 7-10 minutes, and I ended up talking for a half hour. Highlights included where my sister stayed when she visited and the conspiracy behind Princess Grace’s death. It was terrible.

Maybe Indy is the ghetto…

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I woke up with the beautiful piece of artwork pictured here stuck to my windshield on Tuesday. This morning, someone scribbled “fuck u” in the frost on my windshield.

Maybe Mike is right and Indy is the ghetto.

Dream Come True?

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There is a restaurant called Burgers & Cupcakes in NYC. I’d like to go, please.

Dear Nancy…buy some polydent.

denturesAnyone watch the State of the Union address last night? What was with Nancy Pelosi licking her chops and smacking her dentures for 48 minutes?

Valentine’s Day

0061198757In case anyone was wondering what I’d like for Valentine’s Day, may I recommend the newest Post Secret book, The Secret Lives of Men & Women. gallery-breakfast-500

I wouldn’t turn my nose up at a t-shirt from Natalie Dee either.

CarnationsI also love carnations. I’m easy to please.

Lean Cuisine

brickOvenPizza header2I’m a little shocked to admit that the Lean Cuisine brick oven pizzas are pretty tasty. Ten minutes in the oven, and my roasted garlic and chicken pizza was crispy and gooey. Quite enjoyable for dieting!

Doogie Booze

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You are fooling yourself if you don’t think I would buy Ollie a bottle of doggie beer.

A petshop owner in Amsterdam used beef extract and malt to created Kwispel (a Dutch word for wagging a tail)….”a beer for your best friend.”