10 things you should be able to have delivered
Pretend there is photo of a really hot delivery guy right here. Because that’s who you would want delivering your zit cream and toilet paper. Also?
Do you know how hard it is to find photo documentation of a really hot delivery man? How did rumors of their existence even come to be?
I’m a bit of a hermit that believes that you should be able to have everything your little heart desires delivered directly to your doorstep, but there are certain things that should definitely arrive 30-minutes-or-less-style:
- Zit medicine. Who wants to go out in public to get a tube when you’re 30-years-old with pizza face?
- Pies. I want pie more often than I’d ever actually bake a pie. Logically, that means someone needs to bring me pie. I’m willing to pay a premium.
- Toilet paper. Just leave a roll by the door.
- Fountain pop. I shouldn’t have to order a sandwich from Jimmy John’s when all I really want is the fountain pop. Freaky fast.
- Condoms. What? I’m single now.
- Baking soda and baking powder. Because I always have the wrong one on hand when I’ve already started baking.
- Hugs. Aw. (Suggested by @DannyInAustin. What a marshmallow.)
- Shoes and accessories. For when your outfit isn’t quite fabulous enough. (Suggested by the brilliant @TheStyleService.)
- Sundaes and ice cream cones. (Suggested by @Amanda_Allison and @TMinusTPlus. Girls after my own heart.)
- Sick packs: meds, soup, 7-Up, crackers & trashy gossip magazines. Adapted to hangovers: tacos, ibuprofen, Gatorade & eye mask. (Suggested by the genius @txterryo. Seriously. Genius.)
Your turn! What would be the ultimate in delivery convenience?
Toni
Twitter: ItsToni
First of all…have you ever heard of a Chinese joint that doesn’t deliver? Yeah…ours. That’s first on my list. I’m serious about my Lo Mein.
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
Christmas of 2009. My family was all prepared to stay home, order Chinese and watch movies instead of going to the big family dinner. Too bad the Chinese restaurant on the square was CLOSED FOR CHRISTMAS. What the shit is that all about?
Toni
Twitter: ItsToni
Oh..you know what else? Liquor. No one WANTS to drink and drive…
Actually…I think you’re on to something…Pizza/Movie/Liquor/Condom delivery might be a rather profitable business!
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
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crazyassmomma
Twitter: crazyassmomma
margaritas.
starbucks.
shampoo.
deodorant.
someone to do my hair for me.
Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
My sister can get margaritas delivered in NYC. (Although I’m not 100% that it’s legal.) Be jealous. I know I am.
Martha aka Momsoap
Twitter: marthawood
Wine! I am a single mom. There have been many a night when I have been out of booze and wished desperately for a service that I could call up and have them send a bicycle messenger with my favorite bottle.
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Martha aka Momsoap
Twitter: marthawood
Ha, I just realized that this was a suggestion of the previous commenters. We may be onto something here….
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
I can’t believe I left booze off the list. That’s the obvious #1 answer.
Tina
Twitter: nerdbliss
I was always bitter seeing commercials for a place in St Louis that delivered ice cream. Shouldn’t be advertized out of delivery range – it’s cruel. Doubly cruel to share it with you.
http://www.oberweis.com/web/enews/treatdelivery.asp
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
Oberweis is in my hometown, too, but I didn’t know about this at home delivery business. I feel like I’ve really missed out.
Meagan
Twitter: SarafinaKitchen
1) Diapers, Wipes, and Diaper Genie refills combo pack
2) Red Lobster (this girl needs her some Crab Alfredo…STAT)
3) Toilet paper and paper towels.
4) Fried alligator from Razoos.
5) Also trying to convince my dear friend that’s a chef that he needs to be on call to deliver his goat cheese cheesecake whenever I demand it.
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
Oh my gosh, Megs. Red Lobster is my super secret guilty pleasure. We should go.
Txterryo
Twitter: txterryo
I’m with you on the toilet paper. OH how I’m with you.
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
Paper towels are not an acceptable substitute. Neither are makeup remover wipes. #protip
Cathy
First of all, I want in on this Red Lobster date!!
Second – I want booze and shaving gel delivered. There is nothing worse than getting in the shower all ready to shave your legs (the whole leg, not just to the knee) and you are out of shaving gel. Happens to me all the time.
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Corrin
Twitter: CorrinRenee
When you’re out of shaving gel, use conditioner!
Red Lobster date coming soon. Promise.