Yesterday was my 30th birthday.

I got a haircut.

A new dress.

And a cupcake.

Thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes.

Remember when Britney stole my look?

I wonder if she paid $15.95 for her eyeglasses at Zenni Optical, like I did?

I’m guessing with her hand that far in the crazy, she didn’t.

(For the record, I think Britney is fabulous and I’m still banking on a full comeback. Maybe I have my hand in the crazy.)

Eyeglasses are an accessory and I change mine accordingly. I love to wear trendy, colorful, and funky frames and have a growing collection of eyeglasses. If it weren’t for Zenni Optical and eyeglasses starting at only $8, I’d be wearing the same boring glasses every single day, because unless you’re Britney Spears, you can’t afford to buy the latest designer frames on a whim.

If you have more traditional taste in eyeglasses – don’t be so boring! Did you miss the part about the $8 eyeglasses? Or the part about eyeglasses being an accessory? Cheap eyeglasses are a reality with Zenni Optical, so spice it up!

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A few weeks ago, Spanx introduced their new line of Spanx Slimming Swimsuits.

Chubby girls everywhere jumped for joy.

(With no repercussions since we’re all wearing our Spanx body shapers, of course.)

Until we visited Spanx.com and saw that every model strutting around in a Spanx Slimming Swimsuit is a size 2 and disappears when they turn sideways.

Basically, the last people that would ever need a Spanx swimsuit.

To add insult to injury, the largest size is a size 16. A generous size 16, but a size 16 nonetheless.

So here’s my proposal, Spanx.

Prove that your new Slimming Swimsuits live up to the Spanx reputation.

Your target market needs convincing.

(Or so my informal Twitter poll of 4 other chubby girls leads me to believe.)

I’m a size 16-18 with some bodacious boobs. Send me samples of your new Spanx Slimming Swimsuits. Let me try them on and model them for my readers.

I promise not to use the fake tan and instaslim options on Picnik and I’ll even return the swimsuits when I’m finished.

Call me. Lets chat.

It’s close enough to April 1st where James Cameron could just be hanging noodles on our ears, right?

Oh, that James. He’s a real funny guy.

Nobody really thinks Titanic in 3D is a good idea, do they?

Sinking ship? Celine Dion? Goofy glasses? Is this sounding like something anyone would want to waste 194 minutes rehashing?

Although, I totally forgot that Bill Paxton played the hippie treasure hunter that wants the old lady’s ice, and if Titanic in 3D has Bill Paxton’s approval, it has mine.

Love. Adore. Big pink puffy heart. The Zilker Park Kite Festival.

See you next year!